My Feet’s Too Big
I wear size fourteen and a half shoes. When I was nine, My big toes burst through my Nikes and I have been a “big foot” ever since. I had to quit playing soccer because I drop kicked the ball straight into another county <1>. You could say my pedal extremities are just plain obnoxious. This weird random thought is brought to you by that rent party playing zoot suited madman, Fats Waller.
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April 7th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Woohoo, Fats Waller. Brilliant.
April 11th, 2009 at 9:05 am
There are no such things as limits to growth, because there are no limits to the human capacity for feet, toes and even leags to develop their full potential.