Happy Easter Everyone!
On this fine pagan holiday, my favorite thing to do is chase Peter Cottontail around the neighborhood with a sledge hammer screaming “give me those chocolate eggs, you prick!”
Later, I will be mackin’ on a pile of ham and cabbage with the rest of my tribe.
I wish to extend a happy Ostara to all, and remember parents:
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April 12th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Hahappy four days of lots of pagan sex in preparation for Spring and nobody being tortured to death at all to you too, my friend!
April 28th, 2009 at 7:54 am
I had several of those “testicles”; they were in small pieces and shoved in a decorative box with an even fancier name: Guylian chocolates. Still doesn’t stop me from having the sweet after-taste in my mouth
April 29th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
LOL!!! They’re delicious, aren’t they?
May 1st, 2009 at 10:09 pm
The liquid inside those testicles were especially good! It comes to show that even the war-failure riddled French can make good, edible Human testicles rivalling those of the Swiss
May 12th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
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