Happy Easter Everyone!

On this fine pagan holiday, my favorite thing to do is chase Peter Cottontail around the neighborhood with a sledge hammer screaming “give me those chocolate eggs, you prick!”

Later, I will be mackin’ on a pile of ham and cabbage with the rest of my tribe.

I wish to extend a happy Ostara to all, and remember parents:


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5 Responses to “Happy Easter Everyone!”

  1. Hahappy four days of lots of pagan sex in preparation for Spring and nobody being tortured to death at all to you too, my friend!

  2. I had several of those “testicles”; they were in small pieces and shoved in a decorative box with an even fancier name: Guylian chocolates. Still doesn’t stop me from having the sweet after-taste in my mouth :P

  3. LOL!!! They’re delicious, aren’t they?

  4. The liquid inside those testicles were especially good! It comes to show that even the war-failure riddled French can make good, edible Human testicles rivalling those of the Swiss :P

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