Paris Hilton: The Little Pussy That Roared
Archival material from my old blog:
On February 27th, 2007, Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for drunk driving. More specifically, for driving with her headlights off, while drunk. She had a BAC of .o8, but if you ask me, she wasn’t guilty of driving while drunk, but driving while stupid.
Paris Hilton has been with us since 1981, the heir apparent to the Hilton Hotel empire. How she became famous we all know already. Now, like her proteges, Anne Nicole Smith and Britney Spears, she appears to be coming undone. That was a record. Only 3 years in the limelight.
It was inevitable anyway. Paris, you have now become the voodoo barbie upon which America will pin her jealousy. Paris, it is time to quit your bitching, call Martha Stewart, shave your head, give your “public” the finger and ride off into the sunset. You have a good life. Don’t blow it by being a tool.
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June 27th, 2008 at 3:20 am
[...] 23 long, arduous, iron pumping, gang-raping days in the clink, Paris Hilton is free. No more toilet wine to drink, no more laundry to fold, no more cigarettes to trade for [...]